The problem with having a blog . . .

I never seem to write anything on this, my own page, because I spend so much time reading everyone else’s blog.  I also contribute to several blogs for work.  Such is life.  Even though I don’t  have actual deadlines, I feel the need to publish fairly frequently on the work blogs and this one gets pushed to he side.

Fortunately, I don’t have any followers.  I’m going to collect a few funnies here as I notice them and then see if I have a post when I’m finished.

#1. There is a Verizon vehicle with a “this vehicle makes frequent stops” sticker on the back.  What – they pull over & say, “Can you hear me now?”

#2 – From another librarian: Helped a patron locate book titled “The Road Less Traveled: A New Psychology of Love, Traditional Values, and Spiritual Growth.” It was shelved immediately next to “F**k It Therapy.” I know which one I’D rather read!

#3 – The first book I glanced at today had the title “I Hunt Kittens” – at least, I thought it did.
The second was “Slow Death by Rubber Duck”  I thought the first was just bizarre until I looked again & it was “I Hunt Killers.”  OK – that’s better.  I thought the second was a silly mystery title until I read the sub-title, “The hidden dangers of everyday things.”  Not a mystery at all.  They both went from intriguing to meh.

#4 – I used the key words” slow death by rubber” to pull up the above title:  The Joy of sex was the only other hit with those key words.  I don’t really want to know.

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