I never seem to write anything on this, my own page, because I spend so much time reading everyone else’s blog. I also contribute to several blogs for work. Such is life. Even though I don’t have actual deadlines, I feel the need to publish fairly frequently on the work blogs and this one gets pushed to he side.
Fortunately, I don’t have any followers. I’m going to collect a few funnies here as I notice them and then see if I have a post when I’m finished.
#1. There is a Verizon vehicle with a “this vehicle makes frequent stops” sticker on the back. What – they pull over & say, “Can you hear me now?”
#2 – From another librarian: Helped a patron locate book titled “The Road Less Traveled: A New Psychology of Love, Traditional Values, and Spiritual Growth.” It was shelved immediately next to “F**k It Therapy.” I know which one I’D rather read!
#3 – The first book I glanced at today had the title “I Hunt Kittens” – at least, I thought it did.
The second was “Slow Death by Rubber Duck” I thought the first was just bizarre until I looked again & it was “I Hunt Killers.” OK – that’s better. I thought the second was a silly mystery title until I read the sub-title, “The hidden dangers of everyday things.” Not a mystery at all. They both went from intriguing to meh.
#4 – I used the key words” slow death by rubber” to pull up the above title: The Joy of sex was the only other hit with those key words. I don’t really want to know.